Actually, it's a futon

I've made my bed. I started making it back in 1999, and it was ready to be slept in by 2004 or 05 or so. Since then, I've slept in it every night, and made it up every morning, usually while I'm still in it. It's gotten less and less comfortable over the years, but I knew it would when I decided to buy it. These days, the mattress is getting lumpy, the sheets are a little threadbare, and it's getting harder and harder to get a good night's sleep. I'd like to get a new one, but it not as easy as I thought it would be. In the meantime, I'll continue to sleep in my old bed, the one I've made for myself every day for more than five years.