Published! (Twice!)

Okay, so it's not the Great American Novel, or even a poem in an anthology; it's a small piece of sportswriting. But it's professionally published ("professional" assumes I will be paid for these one day), and it was fun to do. So here it is: enjoy!

Playing Like Seniors

And here's a second one, from the following week: New Year, New Results (Note: I don't contribute the headlines.)

It's Cliche Week Here at T&O!

When you invest all of your remaining time, money, and energy in growing lemons, derailing your life in the process, you might as well try to make some lemonade. And be thankful that you've at least got some lemons to make it with, which is more than many people have these days. Using your lemons, and perhaps some leftover stewed prunes you canned years ago, to try to make fish tacos is just plain stupid and will get you nowhere.